this is what my little quandry sort of looks like.
Who will put HUMPTY DUMPTY together again???
HELP!!!OMYGOSH! I have just decided I am as dumb as they come. First off, who on earth cleans their refrigerator out at 11:00 PM on a Monday? Of course, I'll admit I was kinda dumb for thawing a frozen block of hamburger in the fridge without putting a plate underneath it. I guess I should have known the Kroger plastic bag that it was wrapped in would not hold the bloody mess once it thawed. I should have known better, but I wasn't thinking it would happen. Of course it's going to happen. It does. Every.single.time.
So at 10:30 tonight I disassembled the entire refrigerator to wash away the evidence of the bloody massacre that apparently took place while nobody was looking. The only problem is...I absolutely CANNOT figure out how to reassemble the shelves. I have tried every configuration imaginable and it just does.not.work. It looks like I messed it up the last time I assembled it. Oh I remember that day oh too well. I had major back problems and was hopped up on vicodin. You ask, "who on earth cleans their refrigerator when they are having major back problems while taking vicodin anyways?"
Well, the same dipsh#t who cleans their refrigerator at 11 pm on a Monday night. That's who!
So here I am, searching the internets for a manual on how to put the shelves back in. Much to my chagrin, I was unsuccessful at locating any assistance. I suppose I am just going to end up putting it back together like last time (even thought it's not right) and vowing that I will NEVER take out all the shelves to wash my refrigerator EVER AGAIN! I think I'm going to polish off that bottle of margaritas and call it good. UGH! I feel like Charlie Brown.
So here I am, searching the internets for a manual on how to put the shelves back in. Much to my chagrin, I was unsuccessful at locating any assistance. I suppose I am just going to end up putting it back together like last time (even thought it's not right) and vowing that I will NEVER take out all the shelves to wash my refrigerator EVER AGAIN! I think I'm going to polish off that bottle of margaritas and call it good. UGH! I feel like Charlie Brown.
Time to go to bed.
4 comments:
Well I hardly think you are a *******. I can't imagine how frustrating that is...Oh how our silly brains don't work, how soon we forget things. Hope you get it figured out...actually I'm praying that God helps you figure it out. Stop and breath out, wait, listen, then pick up a shelf and THERE---in place i pray it all goes.
Oh, OH, OH...here's what we should do. We should take pictures of things and put those pictures in slip in pouch thingy's with the owner manual from now on. Then we'll know how to put anything back together. That's what I do when I unplug all the TV stuff to move furniture. THERE---brilliance at 12:36 a.m. :)
and who put humpty dumpty back together??? That would be your highly intelligent and might I add beautiful daughter... haha
So glad to hear it got put back together...this is why our children must stay close as they leave the nest. :) Thank God for young minds!
About the girls scarves---I didn't make a single one of them---they do look so chunky and home made though...that is why they bought them. I believe the blue one came from Old Navy and the brown one came from Wal-Mart.
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