You know that cute, cuddly little puppy picture a few posts back? Well that dear sweet teddy bear cuddler is not what he pretends to be. He is a bonafide bunny killer! I realize he is but a mere animal himself...but for some reason we like to think our domestic pets are above KILLING innocent bunnies, squirrels, birdies, etc. To think I've shared an ice cream cone with this sweet cuddly bundle of fur!
This morning Pat let the dog out for his morning romp...I was getting ready to head out the door for my morning walk and I happened to glance out the kitchen window. The dog was perched above a dead rabbit with blood and guts on his face. EW. EW. EW!!!!! I called the dog in the house to get him away from the dead bunny. I threw him into the shower to disinfect him with Suave for men antibacterial body wash. (So much for his foo-foo showers with Victoria's Secret Very Sexy shampoo and conditioner.)
When the water hit his face, a chunk of bunny fur plopped off his face! EW! I am so totally skeeved out! I just cannot even look at my puppy in the same way! YUCK!!!!! Pat went outside with a shovel to remove the bunny and he said the dog had been eating the bunny's face! He got a taste of bunny blood and now he'll never be the same! GROSS!
I spent the morning worrying that he was going to barf bunny face all over my floor.
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I have to say that this is now my new favorite saying...barfing bunny face. You gave me a well needed laugh for the day. That darned Dukester!
I went to let our little diva in a few years ago and she came to the door with a dead rat in her mouth. IT'S SO GROSS---the little dogs shouldn't do that kind of stuff. :)
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