I tell you, people... the weather in Michigan is absolutely unpredictable. I'm sitting here with a mild sunburn from a beautiful, balmy Memorial Day covered up in a sweatshirt, long pants and socks. It's downright frigid out there and I refuse.to.turn.on.the.heat. I walked my 3 miles this morning and I swear I had windburn on top of my sunburn. Yes, there's even a frost freeze warning tonight. Aha! I inwardly laugh at all those organized anal rententive gardeners who put all their plants in 2 wks. early to "get a jump" on us slackers. Yes, you heard me right- I am silently gloating at the notion of a May frost wiping out their crops. It must be hormonal...I'm not usually this bitchy.(just don't ask my husband or kids for confirmation.)
Is it no wonder that I have that Alanis Morissette song playing in my head right now? (I'm a BITCH, yada, yada)
I think I have to offer up the computer right now to the child who forgets to do his homework.
In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger... "I'll be back".
2 comments:
I feel your pain, sister. I really do. I live in Colorado and if spring doesn't get here soon...I'm going to have some sort of hissy fit.
Oh Connie. I am laughing so hard right now. That is so flippin funny.
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